Ho. ho, ho! Mrs. Clause had better keep an eye on ALL of hubby's elves, not just the overtly 'naughty' ones [link]
Or at the very least, she needs a top-notch divorce attorney on speed-dial. If Santa is foolish enough to surround himself with these tasty temptations (and no pre-nup), then he deserves to get taken to the cleaners. Is the North Pole a community property jurisdiction?